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7/25/08


4/4/08

New Whitehall Township PD Policy for Truckers:

BLOW YOUR HORN,
BLOW THROUGH RED LIGHTS!


In a new policy decision sure to thrill truck drivers, and infuriate law-abiding drivers of other vehicles, especially on intersecting roads, Whitehall P.D. will no longer enforce state law when it comes to stopping at red lights along MacArthur Road, at least for trucks that blow their horns first, then proceed without even slowing their speed down to the legal limit - and probably even for trucks that DON'T blow their horns before running red lights.

And for all you other drivers that are stopped at red lights on Grape Street, or Mickley Road, or American Street, or Schadt Avenue, or Sutler Avenue, or Mechanicsville Road, be sure to look both ways and open your windows before going on green, because as long as truckers fly up and down MacArthur Road, the Whitehall PD will give them the right-of-way, no matter what color the light is on MacArthur Road! After all, trucks are BIG and cars are small, so which one would you be too afraid to ticket???

Most drivers see this happen every day: trucks barreling full-throttle up and down MacArthur Road when approaching signaled intersections. When the light turns yellow, then red, all the cars in the adjoining lanes are able to stop, but trucks just keep barreling through the intersections, ignoring the law and the drivers on the intersecting streets who rely on their green light to proceed. And why don't the cops ever see this, or if they do, stop these dangerous truckers? Well, who would you rather tangle with: a big, burly trucker driving a multi-ton dump truck for Radota or a loaded 18-wheeler, or a grieving widow and kids whose father was just killed by a red-light-running moron in a big rig who probably keeps a tire iron handy just under his seat?

So, truckers, whenever you drive on MacArthur Road and approach a traffic light that has just turned red, hang on your air horn and put the pedal to the metal because Whitehall cops ain't gonna stop you! It's not like they actually had balls or anything...


UPDATE!!!

HOW COULD THEY MISS THIS???

At approximately 9:30 AM on Friday, July 25, 2008, an OVERSIZE TRUCK DRIVING NORTH DOWN THE CENTER LANE OF MACARTHUR ROAD AND CARRYING A HUGE WHITE SPHERICAL OBJECT WITH LARGE ROUND OPENINGS ON THE SIDES, BLEW THROUGH AT LEAST TWO RED TRAFFIC LIGHTS, ONE AT MICKLEY ROAD AND THE OTHER AT AMERICAN STREET, even though at least THREE cars that were ahead of this truck in the other lanes were able to stop for the lights!

ANYONE WOULD HAVE TO BE BLIND TO MISS THIS! YET THIS DANGEROUS, OVERSIZED TRUCK WAS ABLE TO CONTINUE ON ITS WAY WITHOUT IMPEDIMENT!

NO ONE IN THE WHITEHALL TOWNSHIP GOVERNMENT IS INTERESTED IN DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THESE RECKLESS, DANGEROUS DRIVERS, IT SEEMS, SINCE THE OFFICIALS IN CHARGE WON'T EVEN PUBLISH THEIR E-MAIL ADDRESSES SO THAT CONCERNED DRIVERS WHO DON'T LIVE IN WHITEHALL CAN REPORT THESE DANGEROUS DRIVERS!

WHITEHALL TOWNSHIP OFFICIALS THINK IT'S NECESSARY TO HAVE THE NAMES, ADDRESSES, AND ALL THE PERSONAL INFORMATION OF PEOPLE WHO WISH TO REPORT ON DANGERS POSED TO ALL WHO ARE WITHIN WHITEHALL TOWNSHIP, RESIDENT OR NOT, BEFORE THEY WILL ACT!

EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE HAVE LEGITIMATE CONCERNS THAT PERSONAL INFORMATION MAY BE USED TO RETALIATE AGAINST THOSE WHO REPORT CRIMES AND DANGEROUS SITUATIONS, WHITEHALL OFFICIALS PREFER TO RISK PEOPLES' LIVES RATHER THAN ACCEPT E-MAIL!

WAY TO GO CHIEF & COMMISSIONERS!!!!
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL GET INTO THE 21st CENTURY...
WE'RE GUESSING SOMETIME AROUND 2108!!!





3/2/04

Whitehall P.D. to crackdown on MacArthur Rd. drivers

According to an article in the Morning Call, the Whitehall P.D. announced that it will crack down on reckless and dangerous drivers on MacArthur Road in order to try and reduce accidents by a whole 5%

Uh huh...sure...and what about all those jerks making illegal u-turns at the K-mart center and all the idiots flying through all the shopping center parking lots, ignoring stop signs, etc., etc., etc.???


2/19/04

SUICIDE?????

Whitehall Police Chief "Kojak" Kohuth, dressed in his field marshal's uniform and generalissimo cap with the gold scrambled eggs on the brim, announced today that the death of Mr. Habib was a suicide. (Please stop laughing!!! This is serious!!!)

At the same time, however, Chief "Kojak" Kohuth refused to release any relevant police reports or any information that would verify or refute this conclusion....

uhhhh...okay....it was suicide.....and Arlen Specter's "magic bullet" really killed JFK...yeah, that's totally feasible...
But, why the delay??? Why let everyone think a killer was on the loose when all along there may have been evidence that it really was a suicide? Was placing doubt, suspicion, and fear in the hearts and minds of the whole community a reasonable price to pay to protect the victim's family's honor, if that 's the reason the public was kept in the dark??? We don't think so!!!!


"KOJAK" KOHUTH'S KEYSTONE KOPS KLUELESS!!!

It's been five days since a Whitehall Township resident was found stabbed to death in his apartment, yet the WPD still hasn't figured out if it was a murder...Hey, guys, check out the clues below, maybe they'll help since you obviously were absent the day they taught criminology in Criminology class...

What are the police waiting for? Everyday, the murderer can get even further away from the jurisdiction than he probably already is!

Do they really want him/her to get to the E.U. or someplace else that won't extradite because the murderer might face the death penalty if he gets sent back to the U.S.?

WHY WASN'T ANYTHING DONE THE FIRST OR SECOND OR THIRD TIME THIS GUY WAS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING??? OR AT LEAST WHEN HE THREATENED THE VICTIM'S LIFE???

HERE'S A BULLETIN FOR YOU GUYS: COPS ARE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES HAVE BEEN THREATENED, NOT WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE DEAD THEN MAKE OUT REPORTS!!!!


BREAKING NEWS!!!

"Phillie Phanatic" head found & returned...alleged thief is from...you guessed it...
WHITEHALL, PA!!!

It sure seems like no one is very scared of a skinny bald guy who talks big but doesn't back it up...carjackings, murders, and thefts...not a very impressive record for the WPD...

See previously updated information, below!


Whitehall man murdered nine days after reporting life threatened

Police say it's not an "official homicide;" doing everything a "good" police department does...
except protect people, perhaps???

On Thursday, 12 February 2004, nine days after reporting to police that his life was threatened by a repeat shoplifter, a Wal-Mart greeter was found dead with multiple stab wounds. The Whitehall Township Police Chief, Theo "Kojak" Kohuth, formerly the talking head for the Pennsylvania State Police who had more "face time" on local news than Rob Vaughn, is quoted in the Morning Call as saying, "We're doing all the things a good police department does..." except, of course, protect people from being killed after they have filed a police report of threats on their life???

This death hasn't been "officially" classified as a homicide, so one must assume there could be another explanation for all that blood and all those stab wounds on a dead body, like maybe he repeatedly fell on a knife then got up, disposed of the knife, and walked back to his apartment to die... uhhh..here's how it works, guys:

  • If there's no knife or other stabbing instrument in the area, IT'S MURDER!
  • If there is a knife or other stabbing instrument in the area, then, if the victim's fingerprints aren't on the weapon, IT'S MURDER!
  • If there is a stabbing weapon in the area with the victim's and another person's fingerprints on it, and if those non-victim fingerprints don't belong to a family or household member, IT'S MURDER!
  • If there is a stabbing weapon in the area and it has the victim's and a family or household member's fingerprints on it, it still could be murder, just probably not by a stranger. This is the only variation that needs more investigation, but this information should still be made public so that people know there isn't a homicidal generalist out there.

This ain't rocket science so what's the problem?

Chief "Kojak" Kohuth is further quoted as saying, "Everyone needs to take a deep breath and let us do our job." We assume he is referring to people who are still able to breathe and not those who have lost that ability due to the inability of a "good" police department to protect someone who has had his life threatened by a repetitive shoplifter who was reported to both the police and the store.

On the sides of Whitehall Township Police Department cruisers, it says, "To serve and protect." Since it seems the WPD is unable to actually live up to at least half that claim, maybe that should be changed to, "We file the best darn post-mortem police reports in the state!"

Our advice to everyone living in Whitehall Township who values his life: GET A GUN!!! (a legally-registered gun, of course, and take courses to make sure you can use it correctly!!!) It's obvious the police are unable to protect even people whose lives have been threatened and who have reported this to the police.


UPDATE!!!

As of Sunday, 15 February 2004, Whitehall Township Police still haven't figured out that this death is a murder...hmmm...let's see...an innocent party files a police report that his life has been threatened by a repeat shoplifter and nine days later he is found dead with multiple stab wounds...YOU DECIDE!!!!

Not only can't the WPD figure out this death is a homicide, they won't even release any information about the person who was reported as having made the threats on the victim's life!!!

So there could be a MURDERER out there running free and the WPD doesn't think it important to give that information to the public???? Maybe the Whitehall Township Police Department should be renamed "Kohuth's Keystone Kops"...

These questions need to be answered:

  • Why was a repeat shoplifter not charged with a crime or, if he was, why do the police apparently not know where he is?
  • Why was a filed police report of threats against the life of an innocent man that were made by a repeat criminal not acted upon by the police in any meaningful way? (If these threats had been made against a police officer instead of a Wal-Mart employee, the guy would be in jail right now; instead, he's free and the threatened party is DEAD!)
  • Why are the police keeping all information secret? Even if the victim's killer was not the shoplifter, the public has the right to know and the police have the DUTY to keep the public informed, for the good of other innocent people who may become victims.
  • Why isn't Wal-Mart offering a reward to help capture the criminal who may have killed an employee whose death was possibly the result of his actions defending the store and its property?
  • If Wal-Mart refused to press charges against a repeat shoplifter, allowing him to remain free, WHY was action not taken against him???
When "Kojak" Kohuth became Chief of Police for Whitehall Township, he made a statement on TV to the effect that criminals should stay out of the Township because there would be hell to pay if they broke the law in Whitehall.

Well, Chief, you talked the talk, now it's time to walk the walk! Get out of the "CYA" mode and let the people know what's going on and why nothing has been done about this repeat shoplifter who made terroristic threats against the life of the person who caught him. If you can't, then you should QUIT or the commissioners should find the guts to FIRE you!

IT IS THE POSITION OF THIS NEWSPAPER THAT THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW ALL INFORMATION WHEN A MURDERER COULD BE ON THE LOOSE!!!

Stop playing games, Chief, and give this information to the public!!!!